It is I. A dumpling

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Hey guys it’s Sally long time no see~ (unless you’ve been to my streams) 

I’m fully covered right now to undergo some illegal business. (Steam Yoga) 🧘‍♀️ 🥟🥟

I’m literally gonna go into a steamy room as if I don’t already resemble a dumpling already 🥟   

I’m not even kidding. Look at me(ft. Mom) 

Where’s the difference? I’m a freakin dumb(pling).
Budum tssssss 🥁 

But ANYWAY! Let us discuss what’s been going on in Sally’s life lately. 

I was so damn shook when my mom told me that it was daylight savings from today BECAUSE JAPAN DOESN’T HAVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS SCREAMING 

I FORGOT ABOUT THE WHOLE TIME CHANGING THING IN AMERICA(and wherever else they do that). IVE BEEN AWAY FOR TOO LONG IM STARTING TO LOSE MEMORY 

I remember I used to skip school the first day of daylight savings because I had 0 period which meant that I had to wake up at 6am to get ready for school so with daylight savings I had to wake up at 5am Winter time and ain’t nobody that excited to go to school so…..

Don’t worry though,I had Math 0 period but I did a lot of equations on my own so I was never behind in my classes. 

Sleep > education = intellectual 

BAM. 3.9 GPA. das me. 

You don’t understand my sleep schedule was already screwed up so I was running on 3hours of sleep 💤 everyday so when the government takes away another hour from that..Wait lemme do the math

Ugly - 1hr/beauty sleep= Fugly 

Oh yea no no no 👎 I’m not ready to be taken back to the zoo just yet. 

Other than that we’ve been really busy with preparing for our second single available soon on April 11th !!!! Type B has like a hour long documentary inside where you can see potato Sally and her audition and basically things leading up to our debut>_<!! 

Things I’ve noticed from the documentary and I want you guys to notice too:

1.My hair grew more than I did as a person 

2.my A+ outfit I put together with whatever clothes I had at my grandma’s place because I honestly didn’t think I’d get that far 

3. Me saying I won’t cry and then bawling 😭 three seconds later (typical) 

4. ME. Just look at me

 

OKIE IM GOING NOW~ see ya!! 

🤜🏻✋🏻🎤 

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嗨大家，我是莎莉，好久不见啦～（除非你有来看我的直播）

我现在正全副武装地准备去处理一些违法勾当。（其实是蒸汽瑜伽啦）🧘‍♀️ 🥟🥟

我居然正要钻进一个热气腾腾的房间，就好像我长得还不够像颗饺子似的 🥟

我可没开玩笑。看看我（妈妈友情出镜）

区别在哪？我简直就是个笨蛋（饺子）。
锵锵—— 🥁

但不管怎样！让我们来聊聊莎莉最近的生活吧。

当我妈告诉我从今天开始进入夏令时的时候，我简直被震惊到了。因为日本没有夏令时啊 *尖叫声*

我完全忘记了美国（还有其他实行这个制度的地方）那种更改时间的事情了。我离开太久了，记忆都要开始丧失了

我记得以前夏令时的第一天我经常逃学，因为我当时有第0节课，意味着我得在早上6点起床准备上学，所以一旦到了夏令时，我就得在冬天时间的5点起床，根本没人会那么兴奋地跑去学校的，所以……

别担心，虽然第0节是数学课，但我自己做了很多算式，所以课业上从没掉过队。

睡眠 > 教育 = 知识分子

砰。GPA 3.9。这就是我。

你们不懂，我的作息本来就已经够乱了，每天只靠3小时的睡眠 💤 撑着，所以当政府又要剥夺其中1小时的时候……等等，让我算一下

丑 - 1小时美容觉 = 丑爆了

噢耶，不不不 👎 我还没准备好被抓回动物园呢。

除此之外，我们最近一直忙着筹备即将于4月11日发售的第2张单曲！！！！Type B 里面附带了长达一小时的纪录片，你们可以看到“土豆时期”的莎莉、她的试镜过程，以及出道前的点点滴滴 >_<！！

纪录片里我注意到的一些细节，也想让大家一起看看：

1. 比起我个人的成长，我的头发长得更快

2. 我在奶奶家随便拿衣服搭出的“满分穿搭”，因为老实说我真没想到自己能走到那一步

3. 前一秒还说自己绝对不会哭，三秒后就嚎啕大哭 😭 的我（太典型了）

4. 我。总之看我就对了

好啦，我要走啦～再见！！

🤜🏻✋🏻🎤