I was almost ended
I was almost ended
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So apparently I had rehearsals today but I didn’t know about it???
Okay no. I got the schedule sent to me but the way it was formatted made it look like I had nothing on Wednesday and rehearsals were on Thursday or something.
BUT NOOOOO It was today.
enter dramatic music
I kid you not I had a legit heart attack, instead of getting ready to leave, I was thinking of excuses I can tell my manager for why I’ll be late
Tell me which one would work:
Day6’s Japan debut single was too lit it took a while for me to put the fire out.
I’ve been waiting for the hixtape to drop and lost track of time
Yoongi’s selca ended me and I just gained back my conscious
These boots were made for walking so I couldn’t run to be on time
Technically all these excuses are very true but which one sounds the most professional?
Please help. I went to public school, I don’t know professional late excuses. My teachers always let me off the hook with cheap donuts 🍩
I’m not ready for the real world. I’m going back to the wild. Bye 👋
It’s still the 20th in America with the time difference so imma fly my ass there right now and fight my manager saying I’m techinically not late for the rehearsal on the 21st.
It’s okay guys! I got this! I’m writing this on the train right now so there’s a 0.09% of me actually making it on time! Wish me luck.
WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED!
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看来我今天居然有排练，但我自己竟然完全不知道？？？
好吧其实不是啦。我有收到发给我的日程表，但那个排版看起来就像周三没安排，排练是在周四之类的。
但是——才！不！是！呢！竟然就是今天。
*响起戏剧性的背景音乐*
没骗你们，我真的吓到心脏骤停。我没忙着准备出门，反而一直在脑补要给经纪人编个什么迟到的借口。
快帮我看看哪一个能行：
1. Day6 的日本出道单曲太火爆了，我花了好久才把火扑灭。
2. 我一直在等 hixtape 发布，结果忘了时间。
3. 玧其的自拍直接让我原地升天，这会儿才刚刚恢复意识。
4. 这双靴子是用来走路的，所以我没法为了准时赶到而跑起来。
讲道理这些借口全都是事实，但哪一个听起来最专业呢？
救救孩子吧。我是上公立学校长大的，不懂什么专业的迟到借口。以前老师们只要有便宜甜甜圈就能放过我了 🍩
我还没准备好面对这个真实世界。我要回大自然流浪了。再见 👋
因为时差，美国现在还是 20 号，所以我打算现在就飞过去，然后跟经纪人据理力争：既然那里理论上还是 20 号，那 21 号的排练我就没迟到。
没问题的各位！我能行！我现在正在电车上写这段话，虽然我能准时赶上的几率只有 0.09%！祝我好运吧。
我会持续更新后续的！
