Party’s Over
Party’s Over
22/7 WiKi✨ 由 Google Gemini 提供翻译 · 仅供参考
It’s been like 3 days since it’s snowed here in Japan and I see that there are still some unwanted guests rolling around in the streets.
Honestly what are you doing. Party’s over. Leave. Melt away. ⛄️
😯👐🏻😯
I had a heated discussion about my bias yesterday with my mom and cousin until 3am and as a result, I have disowned myself from this family due to the amount of disrespect they have given my biases.
conversation
Mom: “you bought another poster?”
Sally: “it came with the OOO that I bought”
Cousin: “lemme see”
opens up the gates for heaven/ opens up poster
Mom/Cousin: “whose your favorite?”
Sally: “try guessing”
Mom: “they all look the same”
Sally: “AS IN THEY’RE ALL BEAUTIFUL”
Cousin: “mmm the one on the very right seems like a go to.”
Sally: “ah~ yes. The golden maknae. You’d think I’d go for him yeah.”
Mom: “no but Sally doesn’t go for the attractive ones. I’d say the third from the right”
Sally: gasp “you say I wouldn’t go for the most attractive and dare to point at MR. WORLDWIDE HANDSOME?????!!!!!”
Cousin: “she likes nice personalities though, the one on the very right looks like he’d be nice”
Sally: “nice is an understatement for this dancing queen only 17. MY HOPE. MY EVERYTHING. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE DESERVES THE WORLD (enter 5minute tedtalk) and he deserves so much more-“
Cousin: “Okay she’s talking too much so it’s not this person”
Mom: “personally, I don’t want her picking him but something tells me that she’d go for the third one from the left. I don’t know if it’s this picture or what but he looks tired.”
Sally: screams “do you understand what he’s been through mom? HE’S SUFFERED SO MUCH AND SLEPT IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS JUST TO MAKE HIS DREAM COME TRUE! attempts to play mixtape”
Mom: “stop. Grandma’s sleeping in the other room.”
Cousin: “I have a feeling it’s him too.”
Sally: “are you guys sure? Final answer?”
Cousin: “no wait, how about the second one from the left? He looks like (enter cousin’s classmate’s name).”
Sally: “okay unless your classmate is the number 1 hottest man of 2017, I am going to kindly ask you to take back what you have just said”
Cousin: “HE’S #1? What about worldwide handsome dude or something like that”
Sally: “shhhhh his beauty is far beyond 2017 so he hasn’t been ranked yet. While we’re stuck in 2018, he’s living in 3018.”
Cousin: “okay just tell us already, I’m getting bored”
Sally: “why have we not discussed the middle mochi and our A+ model proportion leader?”
Cousin: “they don’t seem your type”
Sally: “….are you-….what are you saying…? I thought you’d know me better than this”
Mom: “oh no but the middle guy looks nice too. Maybe too nice though”
Cousin: “yeah maybe”
Sally: busts out disrespectful mochi dancing gif “this is the same person. THIS IS THE ONLY KIND OF TWO FACED PEOPLE WE NEED IN THIS WORLD”
Cousin: “oh wow he can DANCE.”
Sally: “UH HUH. No but shows recent twitter post LOOK.AT.THE.KING.OF.PROPORTIONS! GIVE HIM LOVEEEEE. he’s so clumsy I’m about to invent some sort of walking seatbelt and airbag for him”
Mom: “Wow I wish they would tell you to go study so you’d stop all this.”
Sally gasp “obviously you have not heard *plays
Pied Piper* “
Mom: “you’re looking at me like I understand what they’re saying”
Cousin: jamming out
Sally: “they’re telling us to go study”
Mom: “so why don’t you?”
Sally: plays N.O “because they’ve taught me better”
Mom: “again. You’re playing all these songs as if I’d understand the lyrics”
Cousin: “I’m worried for your future”
Mom: “honestly where did I go wrong”
Cousin: “you’ve been in this phase for like 10+years now”
Sally: “and yet you still call it a phase after 10+ years. That’s more than half my life”
Mom: sighs
Cousin: sighs
Sally: SIGHS LOUDER
I have to have these conversations every week depending on what my family decides to drag me with. The other day it was with Haikyuu and my ever growing love for Kuroo.
A few weeks before that I was gonna bust out a Prezi to explain to my family that Gintama is not only a gag anime but also an emotionally draining hardcore painful anime
They’ve already started with me this morning about my love for Paruru so I’m gonna have to go get back at them later tonight when I get home.
WHY MUST THEY TEST ME LIKE ❤️
Let me cheer on in peace. ✌️
The hardships of being an only otaku in your family 😭
My parents don’t expect a grandchild from me so they’re saying that my brother’s their only hope to keep the family bloodline.
Good luck bro. I’m pretty positive I’d be an A+ aunt 😚
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日本下雪已经过去大概三天了，但我看到街道上还是有些“不受欢迎的客人们”在晃晃悠悠呢。
说真的你们在那干嘛呢。派对已经结束啦。快走开。快融化掉吧。⛄️
😯👐🏻😯
昨天我和妈妈还有表亲为了我的推一直热烈讨论到凌晨3点，结果，因为她们对我家推表现出了太多的不尊重，我已经决定和这个家庭断绝关系啦。
~对话内容~
妈妈：“你又买海报了？”
莎莉：“这是买〇〇〇的时候送的啦。”
表亲：“让我看看。”
*开启天堂的大门 / 展开海报*
妈妈/表亲：“你最喜欢谁？”
莎莉：“猜猜看嘛。”
妈妈：“长得不都一样嘛。”
莎莉：“意思是说他们全都很美！！”
表亲：“嗯……最右边那个看起来像是你会选的。”
莎莉：“啊~没错。黄金忙内。你肯定觉得我会选他吧，确实。”
妈妈：“不，莎莉才不会选那种长得帅的。我觉得是右边数过来第三个。”
莎莉：*倒吸一口气* “你居然说我不会选最帅的，还敢指着这位‘WORLDWIDE HANDSOME’（世界第一帅）先生？？？！！！”
表亲：“不过她喜欢性格好的，最右边那个看起来人挺好的。”
莎莉：“用‘人好’来形容这位‘只有17岁的Dancing Queen’简直太含蓄了。他是我的希望。我的全部。你不懂，他值得全世界（此处进入5分钟的长篇大论），而且他值得更好的——”
表亲：“好了，她话太多了，所以肯定不是这个人。”
妈妈：“就我个人而言，我不希望她选这一个，但直觉告诉我她会选左边数过来第三个。不知道是不是这张照片的原因，他看起来好累的样子。”
莎莉：*尖叫* “妈你懂他经历过什么吗？他受了好多苦，为了实现梦想甚至睡过公共洗手间！*试图播放Mixtape*”
妈妈：“停下。奶奶在隔壁房间睡觉呢。”
表亲：“我也有预感就是他。”
莎莉：“你们确定吗？最终答案？”
表亲：“不等等，左边数第二个怎么样？他长得有点像（此处插入表亲同学的名字）。”
莎莉：“听着，除非你同学是2017年的世界第一帅哥，否则我要请你客气地把你刚才说的话收回去。”
表亲：“他是第一？那刚才那个‘Worldwide Handsome’之类的家伙呢？”
莎莉：“嘘——他的美貌远超2017年，所以还没被排进去呢。当我们还困在2018年时，他已经活在3018年了。”
表亲：“行了快告诉我们吧，我都听腻了。”
莎莉：“为什么我们还没讨论中间的糯米团子和我们那位拥有A+级名模身材比例的队长？”
表亲：“他们看起来不像你喜欢的类型。”
莎莉：“……你……你在说什么……？我以为你比谁都懂我。”
妈妈：“哎呀不是啦，中间那个男生看起来也不错。不过可能太温柔了点。”
表亲：“也是。”
莎莉：*甩出极具冲击力的糯米团子跳舞GIF图* “这是同一个人。这就是这个世界上我们唯一需要的‘两副面孔’的人！”
表亲：“哇哦，他真的很会跳舞。”
莎莉：“那是当然。不，快看*展示最近的推特内容* 快。看。这位。比例之王！快给他爱！！他太笨手笨脚了，我都想为他发明某种步行安全带和安全气囊了。”
妈妈：“哇，我真希望他们能叫你去学习，好让你停下这一切。”
莎莉：*倒吸一口气* “显然你还没听过这个 *播放 Pied Piper*”
妈妈：“你看着我也没用，我又听不懂他们在说什么。”
表亲：*跟着节奏晃动*
莎莉：“他们在叫我们去学习呢。”
妈妈：“那你为什么不去？”
莎莉：*播放 N.O* “因为他们教会了我更好的道理。”
妈妈：“又来了。你放这些歌就好像我能听懂歌词一样。”
表亲：“我很担心你的未来。”
妈妈：“说真的，我到底是哪一步走错了。”
表亲：“你这种状态都已经持续10多年了吧。”
莎莉：“可你们在10多年后居然还管这叫‘阶段性状态’。这可是我一半以上的人生啊。”
妈妈：*叹气*
表亲：*叹气*
莎莉：*更大声地叹气*
根据我家里人决定拿什么来跟我杠，这种对话我每周都要进行一次。前几天是关于《排球少年》和我对黑尾铁朗日益增长的爱。
再前几周，我甚至想掏出Prezi演示文稿来跟家人解释，《银魂》不仅仅是搞笑番，还是那种让人精疲力竭、扎心又硬核的虐心番。
今天早上她们已经开始拿我对Paruru的爱开涮了，所以我今晚回家得找机会反击回去。
为什么她们一定要这样考验我 ❤️
让我安安静静地应援吧。✌️
作为家里唯一的宅宅的苦衷 😭
我爸妈已经不指望我能让他们抱上孙辈了，所以他们说我哥是延续家族血脉唯一的希望了。
祝你好运啦老哥。我很确定我会是一个A+级的姑姑的 😚
